Disrupting your Friday nights with actual plans and zero confusion.
Confidential • For Your Eyes Only
Runs marathons. Can carry all your shopping bags without complaining.
I know angles. Your gallery is about to get a major upgrade.
Willing to watch your trashy reality TV shows.
The "Vibe Check"
Coffee. Maybe a walk. Assessing if you are a serial killer.
The "Soft Launch"
Posting a pic of your hand holding a drink on my Story.
Exclusivity
Deleting Hinge. Ghosting my backup options.
Joint Custody
Of a Golden Retriever named "Dosa".
"He held the door open and he didn't talk about Crypto. A very nice boy."— Random Auntie on a Train
Limited partner slots available. Terms and conditions apply (I steal the blankets).